Fuckwagon

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.

-smoked ?
-drank alcohol ?
-been drunk ?
-had sex
-been to a concert ?
-gotten/given a handjob
-gotten/given a blowjob
-been verbally/sexually harassed
-verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%

-felt someone up and/or been felt up
-laughed so hard something came out of your nose
-cheated on boyfriend/girlfriend before
-been cheated on by boyfriend/girlfriend
-been to prom ?
-cried at school ?
-gotten lost in a Walmart or department store
-went streaking
-given or received a lap dance
-had someone of the opposite sex in your room ?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

-had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
-slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
-kissed a stranger
-hugged a stranger
-went scuba diving
-driven a car
-gotten an x ray ?
-hit by a car
-had a party
-done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

-played strip poker/darts
-got paid to strip for someone
-ran away from home ?
-broken a bone
-eaten sushi
-bought porn
-watched porn ?
-made porn
-been in love ?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%

-made out
-laughed so hard you cried ?
-cried yourself to sleep ?
-shot a gun
-trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day sequin party dresses ?
-been online for nine consecutive hours ?
-watched tv for nine consecutive hours
-watched an animal die ?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%

-watched a person die
-kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least one person
-pranked somebody
-put somebody in the hospital
-snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
-kissed somebody of the same sex ?
-dressed punk
-dressed goth
-dressed preppy
-been to motorcross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%

-avoided somebody ?
-been stalked
-stalked somebody
-met a celebrity
-played an instrument
-ridden a horse
-cut yourself
-bungee jumped
-ding dong ditched somebody ?
-been to a wild party
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

-got caught stealing something ?
-kicked / punched a guy in the balls ?
-stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from someone
-gone out with your friend's crush
-got arrested
-been pregnant
-babysat
-been to another country
-set your house on fire
-had an encounter with a ghost ?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

-donated your hair to cancer patients
-been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by ?
-cried over a member of the opposite sex
-had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months ?
-sat on your butt all day
-ate a whole carton of ice cream
-had a job
-gotten cut from a sports team
-been called a whore
-danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%

-been mistaken as older than your own age ?
-been in a car accident
-been told you have beautiful eyes
-been told you have beautiful hair ?
-danced in the rain
-been rejected ?
-walked out of a restaurant without paying
-punched someone/slapped someone in the face ?
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 72%

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